Excerpt of conversation in Magic locker room before Game 5:
Dwight Howard: (smiling) In next year's dunk contest I'm really gonna show everyone how Superman I can be. I've already starting practicing.
Rashard Lewis: You should be practicing your free throws, Superman!!! (everyone laughs) Man, I'm glad I signed that 110 million dollar contract dawg, I be sucking out there for real.
Rafer Alston: Yeah, you do be sucking out there. We would be up 3 games to 1 if coach played me more than Jameer's crippled ass!
JJ Redick: Guys, stop it. We should be focusing on tonight's game, Coach K always said...
Rafer Alston: Aint you that white boy from Duke???
Jameer Nelson: That's where we know you from!!! I knew it!!! (high fives Dwight Howard)
Hedo Turkoglu: basketbol oyuncusu olma özelliğine sahip metre boyunda olan oyuncu.
Dwight Howard: Hey Gortat, what the hell did he just say?!?!?
Marcin Gortat: something about black people, we speak different languages you know!
Dwight Howard: (standing in front of mirror) do you guys think I look buff in my tank top?
Stan Van Gundy: (walks into the locker room) GUYS! I NEED EVERYONE TO FREAKIN
FOCUS!!! WE NEED TO WIN TONIGHT! THEN WE CAN PUSH THIS BACK TO L.A.
THEN THE PRESSURE IS ON THEM! IF WE LOSE TONIGHT, I MAY BE OUTA HERE!
LET'S PUSH THE SERIES BACK TO L.A.!!! AAAAHHHH!!!!! (jumping and screaming like a crazed Oompa Loompa) SEE YOU ON THE COURT!!!!!!!!!
Hedo Turkoglu: O yıllarda ağabeyinin basketbol antrenmanlarına giderdi ve takım antrenörl?
JJ Redick: How could you even think that Hedo?? Of course we want to win tonight! I can't imagine what would happen if Coach K heard you say something like that...
Rashard Lewis: Shut up white boy. I think the ugly foreigner may be onto something...
Rafer Alston: Yeah... if we lose tonight... we can just go home... we don't have to fly all the way out to LA! We can just go home!
Jameer Nelson: Yeah, instead of traveling all week, we can start our summer off early and play NBA2K9. I can be chillin in my pool tomorrow instead of on that long-ass flight!
Dwight Howard: (still in front of mirror) I know Gasol may be outplaying me, but I'm still waaay better looking... right guys?
Rashard Lewis: Hell yeah Jameer!!! My 110 million is straight guaranteed regardless dawg!
Rafer Alston: Let's do it then! We already choked away games 2 & 4 so nobody will really notice if we suck tonight anyways. So we in this together or what?
(teammates all look at each other, and nod their heads)
Rafer Alston: aight then, hands in everyone, lets get crunk, on 3... 1, 2, 3, VACATION!
(everyone starts to leave the locker room. Dwight Howard remains flexing in front of mirror)
Rashard Lewis: Dammit! Dwight wasn't paying attention again. He don't know the plan.
Jameer Nelson: It don't matter dawg. Gasol, Odom, and Bynum gonna whoop his ass anyways.
Rashard Lewis: True. This is the best idea we had all year. Did I mention that my contract is worth 110 million dollars? 55 million times two. I'm one of the highest paid players in the league and I'm like the 4th best person on this team dawg!
JJ Redick: Whatever, I got drafted 11th overall and sometimes I don't even get in the game!
Rashard Lewis: .................I knew you was that white boy from Duke.
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