0-1

The Bucs are 0-1 as they head into a hostile Buffalo environment for a 4pm kickoff this Sunday. The Bills looked pretty damn good against New England and I would NOT be surprised in the least if the Bucs got their asses kicked. They will be without their starting center Jeff Faine, starting safety Tanard Jackson, and most likely without starting franchise player Antonio Bryant. The no huddle offense will be in full effect for Buffalo. The turnovers will be in full effect for the Bucs offense. In the end, they will be 0-2. And the Free Money Movement will continue.

Free Money. The Movement is NOW.

September 11, 2001

Let us never forget what happened on 9/11.

Only one week left

This is the last week in which you can officially join the movement. Here's the latest:

Luke McCown was traded for a draft pick. That means you have Byron Leftwich as your starting quarterback and rookie Josh Freeman is your backup. FYI, Freeman's preseason stats are 22-49 44% 1 TD 3 INTs. They cut beloved and VERY accurate kicker Matt Bryant in favor of Mike Nugent (4-7 FG in preseason, kickoffs landing on the 10 yd line, missed all of last year with bad knee.) They fired their offensive coordinator just a week before the season starts. AND they open up with Dallas at home and are still heavy underdogs.

By the way, the line has already shifted from 6.5 wins to 5.5!!!! Good thing we jumped on it early. We're gonna be swimming in money like Scrooge McDuck!

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They just keep getting worse...

"The Tampa Bay Buccaneers name QB Byron Leftwich the starter for week 1 against Dallas." This was the headline. The reaction from all of Tampa Bay was mixed. Either they thought he was the decent option, thought McCown was less terrible and should have gotten the nod, or that since they're going to suck anyways just put in rookie Josh Freeman. Any way you look at it, NO ONE said, "yeeessssss, Leftwich is the starter! Hell yeah! High five! We're gonna kick ass!" They are not favored in any of their first 7 games, and may not be favored in a game all season. They're about to cut another fan favorite in kicker Matt Bryant (who lost his infant son last season) for kicker Mike Nugent who missed all of last season with an injury and has been AWFUL in the preseason going 4-7 on kicks with 0.00 touchbacks.

This is why we started the Free Money Movement. This organization is in the TANK! TOILET BOWL! SHITTER! I'll just leave you with the words of a former Buccaneer:

“It’s a team that’s not going to be very good. It’s an uphill battle for a young head coach…Will the team respond to him in a tough situation? With that being said, it’s a team that’s going to probably finish last in the division." -Keyshawn Johnson

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Oh yeah!

Did anyone else catch the first play of the Bucs/Jags game the other night? Garrard goes play action, then fires a 74 yard bomb to Troy Williamson while Ronde Barber & Sabby Piscatelli trot behind him arguing with each other the whole way. Touchdown. 7-0 Jags against the Bucs FIRST UNIT! THE STARTERS! They looked like crap. The best part is, because they technically did win the fake game, all of the proud Buc fans are starting to mutter things like, "hmmm they're not so bad." "Maybe this defense is gonna be OK..." "This Freeman kid really showed some good poise out there." The starters got their asses kicked 14-3 til they got yanked. Then the game dragged on scrubs v. scrubs and ended when Jacksonville opted to go for 2 and the win but fell short. As for all of us in the Free Money Movement, things just keep getting better and better. Raheem reneged on his decision to name a starter by now simply stating that, "deadlines are made to be broken." Tell that to one of your players the next time he misses curfew, coach. Angelo Crowell (the linebacker whom they signed to replace Derrick Brooks despite missing most of the last 2 seasons with injuries) was put on injured reserve today at the small price of $2 million bucks. EEEEEEEEXCELLEEEEENT.

So lets recap the first 2 weeks of the preseason: Punter Josh Bidwell out for the year. LB Angelo Crowell done for the year. Antonio Bryant tears his MCL. Tanard Jackson is suspended 4 games for drugs. Aqib Talib gets arrested for beating up a cab driver and will be suspended soon. Head coach still can't pick a starting quarterback BECAUSE ALL THREE OF THEM SUCK! This is why profootballtalk.com just picked the Bucs 29th out of 32 teams in their NFL Power Rankings. This is why they are a -200 bet on the under of 6.5 wins. This is why they can't sell tickets and their games are blacked out. This is why we call it Free Money. Join the Movement.

and...

...Aqib Talib got arrested!!! Raheem's secondary is out of control! He assaulted a cab driver and then resisted arrest; allegedly. The cab driver says he was driving 3 Buccaneers to their hotel from a club. They were driving along when all of a sudden Aqib Talib just started punching him in the back of the head. He says they weren't even talking and it was completely unprovoked. The cab driver said he was getting rammed in the back of the head while driving on the interstate! He had no idea they were professional football players. He just thought he was being robbed by a bunch of black guys. Then when the cops came, Talib would not get out of the cab. In fact it took 4 of them to get him out of there. What an insane nutbar.

All this means is that the team is completely out of control, another starter is gonna be suspended and they're gonna suck suck suck. The Free Money Movement continues to build strength.

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YEEEESSSSSSSSS...

Just when I thought we made a GOOD bet in Las Vegas, I am hit with four pieces of news that make me realize we made a GREAT bet out there.

1. Safety Tenard "the Retard" Jackson suspended for the first 4 games of the regular season for drug use. This wouldn't be a big deal if he weren't an AWESOME safety! He's started every single game for two straight years! He's their second best player on defense! One of the hardest hitters around!!! HAHAHAHAH MORON!!! SCHMUCK! A$$HOLE!

2. Punter Josh Bidwell is OUT FOR THE SEASON with a bad hip. Once again, not a big deal if he weren't an AWESOME punter! This team has very few bright spots and Bidwell & Jackson were two of them! Anyway he's been replaced by someone who did not play football last season.

3. Bucs GM Mark Dumbass gave out FREE tickets to fans attending training camp today. Don't think for a second that he's just that nice of a guy or that the Bucs are that giving of an organization. It is because they need to fill the seats somehow, and literally handing fans free tickets was the only way.

4. The moneyline on our bet has shifted from -155 to -200!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It is by FAR the woooooooooorst moneyline in Vegas when it comes to betting NFL win totals! The next closest one is the Lions. Thats right, the team that went 0-16 last season has a win total of 5 games and the moneyline is -160. The Bucs win total is 6.5 at -200.

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