Just when I thought we made a GOOD bet in Las Vegas, I am hit with four pieces of news that make me realize we made a GREAT bet out there.
1. Safety Tenard "the Retard" Jackson suspended for the first 4 games of the regular season for drug use. This wouldn't be a big deal if he weren't an AWESOME safety! He's started every single game for two straight years! He's their second best player on defense! One of the hardest hitters around!!! HAHAHAHAH MORON!!! SCHMUCK! A$$HOLE!
2. Punter Josh Bidwell is OUT FOR THE SEASON with a bad hip. Once again, not a big deal if he weren't an AWESOME punter! This team has very few bright spots and Bidwell & Jackson were two of them! Anyway he's been replaced by someone who did not play football last season.
3. Bucs GM Mark Dumbass gave out FREE tickets to fans attending training camp today. Don't think for a second that he's just that nice of a guy or that the Bucs are that giving of an organization. It is because they need to fill the seats somehow, and literally handing fans free tickets was the only way.
4. The moneyline on our bet has shifted from -155 to -200!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It is by FAR the woooooooooorst moneyline in Vegas when it comes to betting NFL win totals! The next closest one is the Lions. Thats right, the team that went 0-16 last season has a win total of 5 games and the moneyline is -160. The Bucs win total is 6.5 at -200.
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