Monday, November 30, 2009

FREE MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


FREE MONEY. THE MOVEMENT IS COMPLETE.


Well it only took the Bucs 11 games to get their 10th loss. What an awful embarrassment to the entire organization and its fans. Instead of sitting back and watching this horrible, awful, debacle of a season, I decided to cash in. A lot of time & research went into the Free Money Movement and now it has all paid off. I would like to thank everyone that joined and participated. For those that said, "it's not a sure thing." "They don't look that bad." and my personal favorite, "They're not as bad as you say they are!" I would like to remind all of you that they're

1-10!!! Thanks again to everyone for you support. See you in Las Vegas.


Free Money. The Movement is Complete.

Sunday, November 8, 2009

1-7


Well it finally happened. The Bucs pulled a miraculous victory out of their asses. It took a few bad calls, some bad passes by Aaron Rodgers, and a lot of luck. Josh Freeman got his first NFL start and his first NFL win and looked much better than expected. He still threw a pick, had a fumble, forgot what down it was, and slid short of a first down. Even with all that he still looked good and got the big win. The orange creamsicle jerseys looked UGLY as sin. Raheem the dream Morris got his first victory, and the Bucs won for the first time since last November. As far as Free Money goes, the Bucs would have to win 6 out of their next 8 games in order for the Movement to come to a crashing stop. That will be hard to do considering they have New Orleans twice, Atlanta twice, go into Carolina, Seattle, and Miami and play the Jets in Tampa. In other words the Movement continues. For now... congratulations to the Bucs. Congrats to Josh Freeman and Raheem Morris. You're still the worst team in the NFL, with the worst coach in the NFL, and one of the worst QB's in the NFL. For all u fans who think Josh Freeman is the answer; just remember, Ryan Leaf started his career 2-0.


Free Money. The Movement continues.

Sunday, October 25, 2009

0-7


BUCS LOSE TO NEW ENGLAND IN OLD ENGLAND!!! 0 WINS, 7 LOSSES!!!


WOW the Bucs look awful. They flew all the way to England and got their asses handed to them 35-7 and it wasn't even that close. Josh Johnson was officially benched after not 1, not 2 but 3 interceptions... THEN head coach Raheem Morris got a phone call on the sideline and was told he better put in rookie Josh Freeman or else... Meanwhile the Patriots looked great. Playing the Bucs will do that for you. The Bucs looked horrible. It was no contest. The packed crowd at Wembley probably wondered, "who are these losers playing the Patriots?" Clayton and Winslow had more drops. Derrick Ward couldn't get going. The defense looked almost as bad allowing Tom Brady and company to pick them apart for over 400 yards of offense. The losses keep piling up for Tampa Bay. The Josh Freeman era has begun. The Free Money Movement continues, with only 3 losses needed in the remaining 9 games. Looking at the schedule, it's hard to find one win out of the next 9 games. Up next is Green Bay in 2 weeks, where the Bucs will play in their old construction orange jerseys, reminiscent of the old days when they went winless for a full season. You couldn't write this any better!!!!!


Free Money. The Movement is NOW.

Monday, October 19, 2009

0-6


BUCS LOSE AGAIN! DROP 6TH IN A ROW!


With the score 21-21 in the 4th quarter in front of dozens of fans in the newly emptied Raymond James Stadium, it looked as though the Bucs may get their first win of the season..................... until Carolina got the ball. They ran 13 straight running plays en route to an easy touchdown to go ahead 28-21 and seal the fate of the awful Pewter Pirates. Tampa Bay QB Josh Johnson barely threw for over 100 yards, while throwing an interception and fumbling 5 times. That is not a typo. He fumbled FIVE freakin times! That's 6 games, and 6 losses. The good news is they have to fly AAAALLLLLL the way to London freakin England and play the New England Patriots who are fresh off a 59-0 ass-kicking of the Tennessee Titans. Thats gonna be a looong plane ride there and an even longer one on the way home when they will be 0-7. That's zero dash seven. UNBELE!!! Once again the Bucs have lost. Once again the Free Money Movement continues. Once again we move closer to our victory.


Free Money. The Movement is happening.


Monday, October 12, 2009

0-5


HEADLINE: BUCS GET ASSES KICKED BY EAGLES! THIS JUST IN: NEW QUARTERBACK SUCKS!


YEEEESSSSS. The defense is awful. The kicker can't even kick. They brought in a new QB and he sucks just as bad as the old one. Week after week they look worse and worse. Week 5 was no different. They made McNabb look like the greatest quarterback of all time. The offense had over 7 drops and a plethora of turnovers. The team is now 0-5. That's zero dash five. The Free Money Movement continues. I just wish more of you would have joined the movement.


Free Money. The Movement is halfway home.

Monday, September 28, 2009

0-3


HEADLINE: BUCS TAKE GIANT DUMP ON FIELD!!! (no pun intended)

What a monumental stink bomb they dropped last Sunday against the Giants. They got shut out 24-0 at HOME! They didn't get a first down until the 3rd quarter! They had 80 yards of total offense, almost all of which they got on the final drive in garbage time. They were called the worst team in the NFL during halftime by Jimmy Johnson. They were called the worst team in the NFL after the game by... EVERYBODY!!! THEY SUCK!!! HAHAHHAHAA! YEESSSS!!! The Free Money Movement really couldn't be going much better. Today they announced that last year's 4th string QB Josh Johnson will be the starter as they travel to Washington and Philly in consecutive weeks. Anyone else smell 0-5??? No? 0-6? Still no good? 0-7? DING DING DING! They have the worst defense in the league as well as the worst offense in the league as well as the worst QB's in the league as well as the worst coach in the league. And come January we will cash in.

Free Money. The Movement is HERE.

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

0-2


The Bucs are now 0-2 heading into a very tough game against the G men this Sunday in Tampa. They looked AWFUL against Buffalo and the Giants looked pretty good against Dallas. I'm gonna say that the Giants will cover the 7 point spread they have been given on the road. As for the Bucs; the offense looks bad, the defense looks worse and we are on our way to 0 dash 3. They just lost starting safety Jermaine Phillips for the season, and Leftwich is one more SACK away from the Josh Johnson/Freeman era from beginning. Shaun said it best... "we should have NO money left in the bank right now. It should all be riding on these losers." Yes it should.


Free Money. The Movement is here.