Sunday, October 25, 2009

0-7


BUCS LOSE TO NEW ENGLAND IN OLD ENGLAND!!! 0 WINS, 7 LOSSES!!!


WOW the Bucs look awful. They flew all the way to England and got their asses handed to them 35-7 and it wasn't even that close. Josh Johnson was officially benched after not 1, not 2 but 3 interceptions... THEN head coach Raheem Morris got a phone call on the sideline and was told he better put in rookie Josh Freeman or else... Meanwhile the Patriots looked great. Playing the Bucs will do that for you. The Bucs looked horrible. It was no contest. The packed crowd at Wembley probably wondered, "who are these losers playing the Patriots?" Clayton and Winslow had more drops. Derrick Ward couldn't get going. The defense looked almost as bad allowing Tom Brady and company to pick them apart for over 400 yards of offense. The losses keep piling up for Tampa Bay. The Josh Freeman era has begun. The Free Money Movement continues, with only 3 losses needed in the remaining 9 games. Looking at the schedule, it's hard to find one win out of the next 9 games. Up next is Green Bay in 2 weeks, where the Bucs will play in their old construction orange jerseys, reminiscent of the old days when they went winless for a full season. You couldn't write this any better!!!!!


Free Money. The Movement is NOW.

Monday, October 19, 2009

0-6


BUCS LOSE AGAIN! DROP 6TH IN A ROW!


With the score 21-21 in the 4th quarter in front of dozens of fans in the newly emptied Raymond James Stadium, it looked as though the Bucs may get their first win of the season..................... until Carolina got the ball. They ran 13 straight running plays en route to an easy touchdown to go ahead 28-21 and seal the fate of the awful Pewter Pirates. Tampa Bay QB Josh Johnson barely threw for over 100 yards, while throwing an interception and fumbling 5 times. That is not a typo. He fumbled FIVE freakin times! That's 6 games, and 6 losses. The good news is they have to fly AAAALLLLLL the way to London freakin England and play the New England Patriots who are fresh off a 59-0 ass-kicking of the Tennessee Titans. Thats gonna be a looong plane ride there and an even longer one on the way home when they will be 0-7. That's zero dash seven. UNBELE!!! Once again the Bucs have lost. Once again the Free Money Movement continues. Once again we move closer to our victory.


Free Money. The Movement is happening.


Monday, October 12, 2009

0-5


HEADLINE: BUCS GET ASSES KICKED BY EAGLES! THIS JUST IN: NEW QUARTERBACK SUCKS!


YEEEESSSSS. The defense is awful. The kicker can't even kick. They brought in a new QB and he sucks just as bad as the old one. Week after week they look worse and worse. Week 5 was no different. They made McNabb look like the greatest quarterback of all time. The offense had over 7 drops and a plethora of turnovers. The team is now 0-5. That's zero dash five. The Free Money Movement continues. I just wish more of you would have joined the movement.


Free Money. The Movement is halfway home.