Oh yeah!

Did anyone else catch the first play of the Bucs/Jags game the other night? Garrard goes play action, then fires a 74 yard bomb to Troy Williamson while Ronde Barber & Sabby Piscatelli trot behind him arguing with each other the whole way. Touchdown. 7-0 Jags against the Bucs FIRST UNIT! THE STARTERS! They looked like crap. The best part is, because they technically did win the fake game, all of the proud Buc fans are starting to mutter things like, "hmmm they're not so bad." "Maybe this defense is gonna be OK..." "This Freeman kid really showed some good poise out there." The starters got their asses kicked 14-3 til they got yanked. Then the game dragged on scrubs v. scrubs and ended when Jacksonville opted to go for 2 and the win but fell short. As for all of us in the Free Money Movement, things just keep getting better and better. Raheem reneged on his decision to name a starter by now simply stating that, "deadlines are made to be broken." Tell that to one of your players the next time he misses curfew, coach. Angelo Crowell (the linebacker whom they signed to replace Derrick Brooks despite missing most of the last 2 seasons with injuries) was put on injured reserve today at the small price of $2 million bucks. EEEEEEEEXCELLEEEEENT.

So lets recap the first 2 weeks of the preseason: Punter Josh Bidwell out for the year. LB Angelo Crowell done for the year. Antonio Bryant tears his MCL. Tanard Jackson is suspended 4 games for drugs. Aqib Talib gets arrested for beating up a cab driver and will be suspended soon. Head coach still can't pick a starting quarterback BECAUSE ALL THREE OF THEM SUCK! This is why profootballtalk.com just picked the Bucs 29th out of 32 teams in their NFL Power Rankings. This is why they are a -200 bet on the under of 6.5 wins. This is why they can't sell tickets and their games are blacked out. This is why we call it Free Money. Join the Movement.

and...

...Aqib Talib got arrested!!! Raheem's secondary is out of control! He assaulted a cab driver and then resisted arrest; allegedly. The cab driver says he was driving 3 Buccaneers to their hotel from a club. They were driving along when all of a sudden Aqib Talib just started punching him in the back of the head. He says they weren't even talking and it was completely unprovoked. The cab driver said he was getting rammed in the back of the head while driving on the interstate! He had no idea they were professional football players. He just thought he was being robbed by a bunch of black guys. Then when the cops came, Talib would not get out of the cab. In fact it took 4 of them to get him out of there. What an insane nutbar.

All this means is that the team is completely out of control, another starter is gonna be suspended and they're gonna suck suck suck. The Free Money Movement continues to build strength.

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YEEEESSSSSSSSS...

Just when I thought we made a GOOD bet in Las Vegas, I am hit with four pieces of news that make me realize we made a GREAT bet out there.

1. Safety Tenard "the Retard" Jackson suspended for the first 4 games of the regular season for drug use. This wouldn't be a big deal if he weren't an AWESOME safety! He's started every single game for two straight years! He's their second best player on defense! One of the hardest hitters around!!! HAHAHAHAH MORON!!! SCHMUCK! A$$HOLE!

2. Punter Josh Bidwell is OUT FOR THE SEASON with a bad hip. Once again, not a big deal if he weren't an AWESOME punter! This team has very few bright spots and Bidwell & Jackson were two of them! Anyway he's been replaced by someone who did not play football last season.

3. Bucs GM Mark Dumbass gave out FREE tickets to fans attending training camp today. Don't think for a second that he's just that nice of a guy or that the Bucs are that giving of an organization. It is because they need to fill the seats somehow, and literally handing fans free tickets was the only way.

4. The moneyline on our bet has shifted from -155 to -200!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It is by FAR the woooooooooorst moneyline in Vegas when it comes to betting NFL win totals! The next closest one is the Lions. Thats right, the team that went 0-16 last season has a win total of 5 games and the moneyline is -160. The Bucs win total is 6.5 at -200.

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PICK 6!!!

"See coach... what had happened was......" -Josh Freeman after throwing an interception for a touchdown in his Free Money debut.

Even though it's the preseason and NOTHING counts. The Bucs sure did look awful against the Titans during week 1 of fake football. McCown looked bad, Leftwich looked horrible but better than McCown, and then........... there he was. Standing 6 ft 6, 248 pounds and shaking like a virgin on prom night; Josh Freeman entered the game. Hand off, hand off, almost pick. Hand off, bad pass, bad pass. Another hand off and then it came. Disgusting slow pass to the right... intercepted at the 40yd line, ran back for a pick 6. No flags. No penalties and no stupid challenges. Just stupid passes and stupid draft picks, and a stupid franchise.

Free Money. The Movement is AWESOME.

THE BETS ARE IN!

That's right baby! Just got back from sunny (and hot as hell) Las Vegas. The Free Money Movement has officially begun. It is HERE. It is NOW. For those of you who have joined the Movement; welcome to Free Money. Now you get to sit back, relax, and watch the Bucs get the sh!t kicked out of them. If we are subjected to watch such an awful debacle then we may as well profit from it. And profit from it we shall. Congratulations to all of us.

As for the rest of you wastes... what the hell is wrong with you?! These guys suck. And will continue to suck all season. There is still time. Don't waste away. If you do decided to sit on your asses and do nothing then at least you can join us in January when we go to collect our Free Money. After laying over 10 geeeeeees we got mad comps. After all we moved the line ourselves. I mean... my comps have comps. Meanwhile the Bucs problems have problems. Antonio Bryant just announced he tore his MCL and will miss the remainder of the preseason. (Told ya it wasn't just a sore knee!) Luke McCLOWN opens the preseason as the starter bringing his impressive resume' and 9TD 10 INT outstanding career stats with him. Kellen Winslow and new head coach Raheem Morris have already gotten into it a few times in the presence of the media and as of right now, almost all the home games will be blacked out locally due to lack of ticket sales. There is NO positives for this team! They have NOTHING going for them. Other than they get to live in a sunny tropical paradise making buttloads of money with no state income tax. They're still going to go 4-12 if they overachieve.

That's why we call it Free Money. The Movement has begun.

Vegas baby...

VIVA LAS VEGAS!!! We're officially off to Las Vegas baby! The Bucs started training camp, still can't sell tickets, Josh Freeman is gonna start, and we are takin the under! Why will Josh Freeman start you ask? I'll give you 36 million reasons why.

$36,000,000.00

That's what the going rate is for a quarterback who goes 5-7 his best season in college and finishes 11th out of 12th in completion percentage. 36 million smackers. I would say I'm going to raise my future son to be a big awful quarterback, but I've already made plans to raise him to be a big awful major league pitcher (see: CC Sabathia $161 million.) Anyway, that's why he's going to start. You can't give someone that much money and have him sit. I mean... you can if the QB in front of him is better. But come ooooooon... Byron Leftwich & Luke McCown??? Poo + poo= poo poo platter. That's what this season will be; one huge dump. They can't even sell out training camp. Training camp is free to the public!!! You can get up close to the players! Take pictures, get autographs, share steroids! In the past those things were always packed but not in the year of the poop. That's pretty much the motto for this season. This organization is going to feed you the poo poo platter this season, we may as well profit from it.

Free Money. The Movement is NOW.